–amateur photographer Anthony Weiner
That’s right. The internet was the problem. Just like, if not for the free press, Nixon would have seen out his second term. If not for those meddling kids, Old Man Skitterson*, wearing the ghost costume, would have gotten away with it. You get the idea.
I don’t have to make the point here, do I?
* Pretty sure there wasn’t an Old Man Skitterson. Good name, though.